Wedding Survival Guide

A manual for surviving altitude and an open bar.

Respect the Altitude

The venue sits at approximately 8,650 feet above sea level. Your body will probably be freaking out.

The wedding party has a zero-tolerance policy for anyone saying “I don’t need water” before having a cocktail. The altitude WILL humble you.

Alcohol: Proceed with Caution

At high altitude:

Recommended ratio One drink → one glass of water.

Barf bags will be provided on the shuttles, but please don’t use them.

Eat Food

Before drinking alcohol at high altitudes, eat:

These foods slow down how fast your body absorbs alcohol and help fix electrolyte imbalances caused by thin, dry mountain air.

Daily Checklist

Please take care of yourselves, hydrate aggressively, and remember: the goal is to actually remember the wedding.